By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

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LolFMLnot 10

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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GotBrains 0

I moderated this one, sorry, but with that pic in my head...

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heyred 11

I would look straight to his parents and say, apparently there is something you've neglected to teach him. How disrespectful and juvenile.

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heyred 11

He's probably gay. What straight man would have to desperately advertise to his parents that he likes breasts?

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Theclarksondales 8

Did his father grab his mother and shot back?

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sadly, I can't say this boy is an idiot... having dated a guy who grabbed me from behind and mimed butt-******* me in front of his family. Not the once, either. Funny thing is neither he or his family seemed to think it was inappropriate, so I just went with it. If the family is pretty laid back, which my ex's family was, then it's cool. If they seem pretty strict and intimidated, then your boyfriend is probably trying to save his sexuality's reputation.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

You can't believe it.. yet you're dating him. OK!

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royal210 0

I do that wen I'm banging my girl

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siriusearl 0

Awkward in front of the parents.... but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

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kristen69 0

He was just havin fun!! Get over it u know u liked it anyway!! What women DOESN'T like to have her boobs touched!?!? And u obviously thought it was funny cause u put it here so everyone else can get a laugh too! :p

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JinxosGirl87 0

There's a time and a place to get your boobs touched. In front of his parents who you just met is not that time.

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kristen69 0

If its that big of a deal then she should have left him instead of wondering why she's still with him.

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