By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

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LolFMLnot 10

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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iluvmykitty222 4

Ahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!! I would so break up with him!!!

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ya_momma 4

You should have taken your time breaking up with him instead of writing this fml if thats how you felt.

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jwp0211 17

I don't think this is the site to complain about your "horrible" life.

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mtlfenix 7

At least you know the difference in the arsenal at his disposal ... Imagine how much more embarrassing it would be if you thought he was doing laser noises when he, in fact, was imitating two Desert Eagle .50 ... Pheww!!! that could have been really embarrassing OP!

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fmlsams 27

If you "can't believe you're dating [him]," then Why. Are. You. Dating. Him.

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waituwotm8 2

I would join him and making laser guns with my hands

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