By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

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LolFMLnot 10

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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eric273 8

As long as his family wasn't appalled by his actions, you shouldn't be? Frankly, if I was a girl and my guy did that to me i would have laughed

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kaitlin_s 2

did the family applaud?

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lordlekal 17

This needs to be Illustrated!

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Danie_Steadman 0

I would say dump him. Lol

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UofLCardFan08 6

Why in the world would a guy do that in front of his family?

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HandHanzo 3

PIZZA LAZEEEEERRRRRR!!!!! *pew pew pew pew*

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Cosmic_Horror 1

It sounds like his whole family is bent. Can you imagine spending the rest of your life having to deal with them? Having your children around them? DTMFA.

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