By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 605
You deserved it 15 727

Same thing different taste

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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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escadoo 3

Kick him in the balls and say "bam bam" then dump him

TaurusTheBull 13

I HATE when women complain about the guys they are with. If the guys you're dating are bad for you, or are not good people, or just plain don't meet human standards, then instead of gathering your estrogen lynch mobs together to bash the whole of the male population, maybe look at the real problem...your choices. You know that guy that you cry to, tell your problems too, that DOESN'T take advantage of you, that you can rely on, but you over look, don't count as part of the daitable male population, and say you couldn't possibly date because he's only your friend? Ya, he's the guy that can make you happy, but you find him too nice, or too weird, or not your type, or not aggressive enough or something else illogical. And every time you go for one of those other guys, you leave the right guy, the good guy, whether he actually feels something for you or not, broken, because his friend is about to get herself hurt, again, and all he can do is watch and pick up the pieces. COMPLETELY your fault, YDI. You dig your own hole, lay in it and quite whining about its inadiquecy.

Why the **** are you going out with this person?

meganjaxn 0

Wow he needs to grow up! Sucks for you you need to find someone else before it's too late.

that1skaterxX 0

Someone watches toooooo much star ward

Mourningstar 4
Mourningstar 4

But before you get to mad, remember, you picked him, and what does that say about you?