By haleyart - 10/06/2013 16:10 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the move where you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML
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haleyart tells us more.

haleyart 15

Hey everyone! Op here! I just wanted to thank the FML staff for posting this and everyone for your very funny comments. To clear things up... No my (now ex) boyfriend is not a midget, he's in fact a giant, I'm the short one. We were going to try it later OUTSIDE but he surprised me by picking me up in his house. No the ceiling fan was not on, thankfully. We had a great laugh about it afterwards and I wasn't mad at him. We actually joked how it was perfect for a romantic comedy. Sorry for answering so late, I JUST got my account verified. Hope this clarifies some things :)

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Top comments

kotana191 8

well it's the thought that counts, right? at least he tried to be romantic. shit happens.

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Comments

syki 22

Somehow, my mind automatically went to the colloquial meaning of "turned on." Dafuq, brain???

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syki 22

I'm guessing Nicholas Sparks has lost two... aficionados?

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Zebediabolical 39

When you try things you see in movies, awesomeness rarely results. It's sweet that you tried though. And at least you didn't land your mom's car in someone's yard.

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cuppycakeslove 20

I find that really cute though...you get something to laugh about afterwards

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mnwlf13 3

let me guess your not a big fan of that romantic gesture anymore.

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yzzami 17

If you see it in the movies, chances are you shouldn't try it

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Morgiepoooh9822 17

Romance never works out how it does in movies.. It would be even worse if the fan was on!

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Schiffy 18

Where's the "I got my dick caught in a ceiling fan" joke?

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