Love: Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about... - FML

By haleyart - 10/06/2013 16:10 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the move where you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML

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haleyart 15

Thursday 3 October 2013 23:30

Hey everyone! Op here! I just wanted to thank the FML staff for posting this and everyone for your very funny comments. To clear things up... No my (now ex) boyfriend is not a midget, he's in fact a giant, I'm the short one. We were going to try it later OUTSIDE but he surprised me by picking me up in his house. No the ceiling fan was not on, thankfully. We had a great laugh about it afterwards and I wasn't mad at him. We actually joked how it was perfect for a romantic comedy. Sorry for answering so late, I JUST got my account verified. Hope this clarifies some things :)

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kotana191 8

Monday 10 June 2013 23:12

well it's the thought that counts, right? at least he tried to be romantic. shit happens.

Pwn17 25

Monday 10 June 2013 23:13

Love hurts.

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EpicSquishii 21

Monday 10 June 2013 23:25

That's hilarious. I always get hurt when my boyfriend tries things like that with me. Sometimes people miscalculate how strong they are, but if you can laugh it off, you'll definitely get even closer.

Ceejay1 13

Monday 10 June 2013 23:28

Should of got that on video ,I think its funny.

chrisman21 9

Monday 10 June 2013 23:29

Well ain't that a kick (hit) in the head.

NoDontKillMe 19

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:59

N(You tried)o

lwonderful 11

Monday 10 June 2013 23:30

Ouch

kikks_xx 10

Monday 10 June 2013 23:34

Are you freakishly tall or is the ceiling fan too low?

Pordexel 5

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:00

You're saying giants can't love? You bastard.

aleagator 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 6:30

The boyfriend might be really tall!

ZeroGK 9

Monday 10 June 2013 23:37

better luck next time. x)

MyNameIsViet 15

Monday 10 June 2013 23:39

Lets hope that the fan wasn't turned on for OP's sake.

theworldismad 10

Monday 10 June 2013 23:40

that didn't seem very FANtastic at all... but seriously, that oughta really hurt, sorry bout that OP

Acik91 26

Monday 10 June 2013 23:45

At least you didn't try the Dirty Dancing move, that might have hurt more.

Misswildsides 22

Monday 10 June 2013 23:56

Haha the mental image of it being on was quite funny.

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