By haleyart - 10/06/2013 16:10 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the move where you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML
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haleyart tells us more.

haleyart 15

Hey everyone! Op here! I just wanted to thank the FML staff for posting this and everyone for your very funny comments. To clear things up... No my (now ex) boyfriend is not a midget, he's in fact a giant, I'm the short one. We were going to try it later OUTSIDE but he surprised me by picking me up in his house. No the ceiling fan was not on, thankfully. We had a great laugh about it afterwards and I wasn't mad at him. We actually joked how it was perfect for a romantic comedy. Sorry for answering so late, I JUST got my account verified. Hope this clarifies some things :)

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kotana191 8

well it's the thought that counts, right? at least he tried to be romantic. shit happens.

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zevo1415 10

Moral of this story? Stay away from ceiling fans

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ocramavaf 15

full marks for effort thought, don't worry OP at least he cares for you enough to attempt

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IliekLoki 7

I'm a terrible person for thinking this, but when I first read the FML my brain automatically imagined a ceiling fan that was already rotating.

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still_guns 16

I bet he's lost all of his fans now

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol romantic alright.

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MorganBrown 8

Yeah. If that were me, it'd suck, but I'd laugh about it and just keep that silly memory with me and my partner. Always have good memories, even if it causes pain.

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verithanti 4

Aah, the age old love story. Boy finds girl. Boy woos and wins girl. Boy scalps girl with a ceiling fan.

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