By haleyart - 10/06/2013 16:10 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the move where you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML
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haleyart tells us more.

haleyart 15

Hey everyone! Op here! I just wanted to thank the FML staff for posting this and everyone for your very funny comments. To clear things up... No my (now ex) boyfriend is not a midget, he's in fact a giant, I'm the short one. We were going to try it later OUTSIDE but he surprised me by picking me up in his house. No the ceiling fan was not on, thankfully. We had a great laugh about it afterwards and I wasn't mad at him. We actually joked how it was perfect for a romantic comedy. Sorry for answering so late, I JUST got my account verified. Hope this clarifies some things :)

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Top comments

kotana191 8

well it's the thought that counts, right? at least he tried to be romantic. shit happens.

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Comments

SteveOMcBeaveO 2

Patrick Swayze could have pulled it off. " Nobody puts baby in the ceiling fan"!

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Pandamonia88 9

"we decided to try it" erm.. am I missing something? you pre-planned a spontaneous romantic gesture?

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Kc1001 14

Pat Benatar said "Love is a Battlefield".

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hannahsnyder69 16

I mean it must have been funny at least

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Bilover96 5

Better duck next time!

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haleyart 15

Hey everyone! Op here! I just wanted to thank the FML staff for posting this and everyone for your very funny comments. To clear things up... No my (now ex) boyfriend is not a midget, he's in fact a giant, I'm the short one. We were going to try it later OUTSIDE but he surprised me by picking me up in his house. No the ceiling fan was not on, thankfully. We had a great laugh about it afterwards and I wasn't mad at him. We actually joked how it was perfect for a romantic comedy. Sorry for answering so late, I JUST got my account verified. Hope this clarifies some things :)

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_fabulousss_ 6

Why is he now your ex?:( If you don't mind me asking! Don't mean to be rude

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GemmaAnne 10

Why is he your ex now what happen? Not being rude

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JaegerMayCry 13

if you broke up with your boyfriend over this small incident then you kinda had this coming

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chatokun 10

They had a laugh and she wasn't mad. I'm pretty sure her (entirely personal and private) reasons for not being with him did not involve head truama... at least not from this incident. (or maybe he had head truama! )

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Duskitty 14

Aw... If you don't mind me asking, why is he now your ex? :(

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Mimamim 2

He is an ex because he does not earn enough to get a proper aircon

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