Intimacy: Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He... - FML

By budussy - 30/03/2009 09:06 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

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budussy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:07

He was playing eve-online and he had his speakers on listening in the background what other people were saying. Then one of them called out his in game name and thats when it happened. He did come back and finish though.

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Orchard 33

Thursday 30 May 2013 5:58

I can't believe you let him come back and finish; how obliging you are :/

Tucatz 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:54

And yet you sleep with this bozo? WTF. Tell him he'd better find someplace else to stick his joystick.

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hpnerd 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:09

#66 - Chris what?

WWiD 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:14

You must suck in bed, or not suck enough!

ohboyscott 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:15

what a ******* fag

irlydontcare 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:32

yea... people who play wow are losers... you kinda deserve it for going out w/ him knowing that he's a loser.

Bear_Sandwich 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:42

dump the asshole; do it naaooo

123Kasey321 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:46

what an asshole

michaelt452 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:53

That sucks. You need to get with someone like me lol! I ain't stoppin for nothin :-P

anongirl104 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:54

hahaaa wow this has def. happened to me before too. jerks!

greennailpolish 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:58

omg. I would be SOOO angry.

hegoesagain 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:58

maybe it's time for a new boyfriend?

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