By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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dimkims 0

Eating a burrito makes you "cool"?

DeadMansCrack 4

I fail to see how eating burritos makes you "cool"

Comments

Protip: If you can describe what you are about to do as "trying to be cool," or "trying to impress," you're probably trying too hard and your actions will lead to an FML. Don't do it. I mean, honestly. 1. Eat burrito cooly 2. ??? 3. Profit!

Yes whenever I want to look cool I go buy a burrito and eat it seductively. It never fails.

xd0rkiee 0

You tried to be cool by eating? Then just about everyone on Earth is cool, if we`re going with your "logic." YDI.

One who tries to be cool always ends up looking like a fool. :]

... How does taking a bite of food = cool? Did you like try and suspend it above your head like a circus seal?

Ligerie 0

you should have licked it like a zesty phallic symbol.

Maybe she was doing it while she maintained eye contact, as a form of intimidation. Lol not the way she had planned haha burrito eating is so sexy :P __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Hot damn, someone's beef burrito has been in your mouth AND between your ****? What AREN'T you down for? ;D

liveandletlive89 0

WHY DO YOU LIKE MEXICANS? They're short and fat.

gooodtimes 0
geoffmp 0

Whoa I'm Mexican but tall and athletic build lol

liveandletlive89 0

Oh, well, consider yourself lucky.

tyhillman 0

Mark Sanchez isn't short and fat

I know Mexicans who are tall and thin, and short and thin, and tall and fat... Mostly short and thin, ahah, but I do know a few tall ones.

babyk41896 0

not cool man! mexicans can be any size! any race can be even Asians can be talll sooo back offff!

First off, way to be racist. Second: She said she was at her favorite Mexican RESTAURANT, which implies she likes the food.