Animals: Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave...

By BigBallah93 - 05/07/2009 15:23 - China

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 793

You deserved it 55 359

Women's Day: Equality and Laughter
Stories that celebrate women in a light-hearted and humorous way, because equality can also be a source of joy! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 230

You deserved it 3 002

Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 206

You deserved it 793

By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 309

You deserved it 8 137

By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 548

You deserved it 3 631

Your cooking, dude

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 20:00

Today, I made popcorn shrimp. My dog was being a whiner so I gave her one of the shrimp. I guess she didn't like it because she hopped right back up and spat it out on my plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 408

You deserved it 745

By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 377

You deserved it 5 143

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 697

You deserved it 305

By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 295

You deserved it 3 578

Grossed out

By vomiting - 07/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 278

You deserved it 145

Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 191

your_face 15

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:29

You're too young/immature for a girlfriend. YDI. If you're that desperate to please her mom, just choke down the food, and ask for drink refills to wash it down.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:11

Just deny, deny, deny if they ask you about it. They can't pin it on you.

Comments

Angellopez951 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:41

ha ha ha hahahahahahaha!!! lol eeeww! hahaha

Vanita 1

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:49

YDI. Don't feed animals things if you don't know whether they can digest them or not. There are some things in our diets that can even be poisonous for pets. Eat it or explain yourself respectfully, but leave the dog alone.

Slappy_the_Ninja 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:28

Oh god, this is hilarious.

LilRunt 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:50

omg! this is freakin hilarious!

AudreyKHepburn 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 15:07

You Deserved It for not sucking it up and eating the Goddamn cauliflower.

HarroIAmBob 21

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:23

Why Did You capitalize the first three word of your sentence and the second to Last one?

you_and_me_fml 8

Friday 14 August 2009 5:49

You could have said you don't like it, she would have understood. But now you made yourself look like an idiot AND gave the poor dog explosive diahreah ALL because you never learned to eat your vegtabels. Sick people in this world...

RatIsKing 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:46

WOOOOOAH!!!! tmi

PlasmaFox 0

Friday 18 September 2009 7:28

Today, some jerk-off at my house didn't like the food I took time to prepare and season for his enjoyment. He fed it to my dog, and now my dog has explosive diarrhea. FML

hanajung19 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:27

lmaooooo! hahaha :D

kasumirock 13

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:22

So instead of being polite and eating it you poisoned the dog?

blarghimapirate 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:39

if the dog gets explosive diarrhea, why would she make that food? there is no guarantee that a piece wouldn't just fall on the floor and make her dog do the stanky leg