Animals: Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave...

By BigBallah93 - 05/07/2009 15:23 - China

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

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Same thing different taste

Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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Your cooking, dude

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 20:00

Today, I made popcorn shrimp. My dog was being a whiner so I gave her one of the shrimp. I guess she didn't like it because she hopped right back up and spat it out on my plate. FML

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By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Grossed out

By vomiting - 07/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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Sunday 5 July 2009 20:29

You're too young/immature for a girlfriend. YDI. If you're that desperate to please her mom, just choke down the food, and ask for drink refills to wash it down.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:11

Just deny, deny, deny if they ask you about it. They can't pin it on you.

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sublime93 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:17

seems like every other day there's a plethora of diarrhea related fml's

annaofwisconsin 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:46

What are you? Nine?

rachaelberri 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:32

suck it up and just eat it, its not poison i've had to eat stuff that made me want to barf all the time. its part of that whole "manners" deal

deliapearl 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:46

I hope you cleaned that shit up.

damnthatsuck 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:22

WAIT OP IS FROM CHINA!!! they dont have dogs there....they eat them lol

shnibz101 0

Monday 6 July 2009 5:35

THAT IS A ******* AWSOME DOG!

BvR 0

Monday 6 July 2009 5:45

That sounds like something my immature ex would do. Just be honest you jerk

ilikequarters 0

Monday 6 July 2009 6:10

NOT IMMEDIATELY!

cyurihsung 0

Monday 6 July 2009 6:31

I don't see how this is a YDI. What if he REALLY didn't like cauliflower, enough to be unable to pretend to like it? (gagging, sour face, etc.) It seems like he was just trying to be nice and not disappoint the mom.