By ehrmagahd - 19/12/2012 05:17 - United States - Decatur

Today, I was at my job as a cashier when a man called me his "Grocery Slave." I was almost offended, but then I thought about my salary. I am a Grocery Slave. FML
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ehrmagahd 15

Yeah, I live in a town with 4 colleges in it and nearby, so it's very difficult to find a job. I've applied literally EVERYWHERE that I could even remotely be considered for, and this was the only option I had, so I took it, and I'm very grateful for it! Even if people tend to act like idiots towards me

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Welshite 39

I worked in retail for years. Retail employees ARE slaves and subject to the whims of others, unfortunately.

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hockeychicl003 6

time for a new job?

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rattusrattus 18

At least you have a specific role in slavery, as opposed to 'Generic Slave'.

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gc327072 30

That is honestly the worst meme on the Internet.

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Enslaved 36

I'm a slave for you I can not hold it, I can not control it How funny-- the past two FML's are a G- rated version of S&M.

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baybeegirrrl95 5

Well obviously, considering your username. xD

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PenguinBitch 43

This reminded me of Britney's song: I'm a slave.....

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Werken247 14

It's referred to as BDSM now days. Kind of a mix of all the kinks. And being a slave ain't so bad, my slave is very happy.

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pradip 26

Hey Noor, someone's logged into your account and posting stupid comments.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

I just woke up and this made me lol. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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ehrmagahd 15

I'm glad my PAIN IS YOUR JOY. lolol. Just kidding, you're welcome ;3

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1dvs_bstd 41

Sounds like the guy seemed pissed off spending his money!

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Charmillionaire 13

Have you seen the actual advice duck?? THAT'S the worst meme on the Internet.

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