By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
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ciarafox9 9

Chap stick is a big responsiblity ok? Think of the consequences!

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miz66independent 1

I think we all have **** on our mind with just one look at your picture.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Not to be a total douche or anything, but did anyone else notice a spelling (and/or grammar) mistake on the FML? -what chap-stick to get when* an old lady -"You are too* young for this!!! Think twice!!!" My apologies if I'm wrong on the correcting part.

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NorCalStoner707 0

Damn u have a life...

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ninjaCarebear 17

I think the spelling was right. Also the grammar, unless you put a comma after get. But I also could be wrong.

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bizarre_ftw 21

What the hell did she think you were buying?! What products were you standing next to?

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ykthechild 0

well she said, up there ^^^^^"deciding what chapstick to get." So, I would assume she was next to the chapsticks, unless i'm mistaken

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bizarre_ftw 21

What on earth are you two talking about? I'm looking at the pillow, it looks fluffy ^_^ (I'm an insomniac, that should explain it (Ha ^_^ I'm the only one replying to this comment that won't be whacked by an old lady with an umbrella [hopefully])

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Itstherealjen 0

Once im at salon,there's an old lady telling me not to dye my hair because I'm too young.I'm already 18

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noelykins1 19

Im sure the old lady thinks people shouldn't dye their hair until they get grey roots.

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perdix 29

She thought you were going to use it as a mini-***** like she does. Back in the day, there was no Internet and if you could find a sex shop, it was in the bad part of town. Buying sex toys was shameful and difficult, so people had to be creative back then to pleasure themselves mechanically. Remember that cliché of the angry wife chasing her husband with a rolling pin? Why do you think she always had that rolling pin handy? You see where I'm going with this?

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rattusrattus 18

Lip balm addiction is a terrible thing... you spend your entire life wondering where the next delightful application is coming from, and the soft feeling of your lips never lasts long enough. Then you find that only certain brands will do and you HAVE to get them, no matter what. So yes, the old lady was right, you ARE too young for this. The umbrella was uncalled-for though.

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chickinova 13

lol chapstick addiction! join the club my friend:)

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