Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby...

By Motherly Love - 14/08/2011 10:34 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, I hugged a man I thought was my dad at the airport. It wasn't my dad. The man’s actual family stood nearby, watching me cling to their father for a solid 5 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 06:01

Today, after 6 months abroad, I finally got home to the airport at 5 a.m. where my parents were supposed to be picking me up. I called my mother to let her know I'd landed. She picked up with a sleepy voice and asked, "Who is this?" I'm an only child and we live 2 hours away from the airport. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By kelly - 21/03/2011 07:07 - Estonia

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

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By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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baseballplaya5 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:57

Congratulations on the baby :)

rorobear6 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:58

Worlds greatest mom (: haha, congrats on the baby.

Comments

iloooovemylife 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:13

Lol is she old op like really old?

jamieisreallymad 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:15

Maybe she really did recognize you, but was waiting for you to recognize her?

stacianichole 2

Monday 15 August 2011 0:10

Outstretched arms & wide smile is a good indicator than OP acknowledged her mom.

VeganVampyre 26

Monday 15 August 2011 2:42

And the fact that she walked past OP is a good indicator that the mom didn't recognize her daughter.

awsome12345678 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:29

Ummmm spelling mistake- countrary is country

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:08

Seig heil!! Achtung!!

perdix 29

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:38

Some women go bonkers with the "eating for two" excuse. You don't need to put on 75 lbs. unless you are going to give birth to a calf or a fifth-grader!

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:25

Exactly what I was thinking. It's like they forget the second person they're referring to weighs under five pounds for most of the pregnancy.

ienjoybrinshot 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:38

eWwWwwW i HaT3 pr3gnAnt wom3n!!!!!! tHey'rE sOOO fAt aNd sTufF!!!!!!!! loOkin aT thEm mAkes mE waNNa n3V3r EaT aGAin!!!!!!!!!!! i HoP3 i n3v3R hAv3 tO b3 pR3GnaNt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LolMoqz 10

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:44

Seeing your typing makes me want to smash my keyboard in.

brianjman14 22

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:58

Obvious troll is obvious. Come on, really? Try harder than that.

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:06

Jet lag maybe? Pregnancy is beautiful, (for other people's wives...ugh! More fat, crazy hormones, constant puking?!? Pass, Thank you).

RainbowHeadache 2

Monday 15 August 2011 0:37

You'll never be able to keep a woman around then. Congratulations. You are a douche.

oneleggedbeauty 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:32

....ask her how many she had on the plain ride....

bironbaby 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:37

Maybe momma needs glasses

BrokenRecords 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 22:13

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