By brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML
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CrackhouseDoug 0

YDI for being so judgemental of a person's appearance.

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TheNeckbeard 0

Right above the comment box: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." OP should have followed FML's advice.

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LocoChaz006 0

You definitely deserve it. #18, #19 and #21 are spot on. I'm a fan and practitioner of those arts and you definitely deserve more for being judgemental. There are a few sports I'm not particularly fond of but I just keep those opinions to myself. Probably contributing to the reason I've never had a broken nose! Besides, maybe if you learned how to defend yourself by training any arts then you'd have a more positive view of MMA!

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shuzuko 2

YFDI for ragging on UFC. I'd kick your ass, too, OP; learn to keep your idiot mouth shut. /female mma fighter here

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blueknight1st 26

And I'm a pro football player. I can make stuff up also.

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tonyDlolli 0

I am actually Barack Obama

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curryndricegirll 0

ahahaha! 33, win

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Intoxicunt 5

Jeez, you guys, she said she was an MMA fighter, not that she's world famous or even professional. What, you think it's that unlikely that she has taken mixed martial arts classes? The world is bigger than you think.

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F00tball_Playa 0

You ****** deserved it u piece of shit..... Affliction is an awesome brand of clothing. What da **** do u wear???? American Eagle?aeropostle?abercrombie and fitch?? Are u some gay ******??

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popemichael 9

YDI. Next time you make fun of someone who can beat your ass, do it quietly.

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triplethreat13 0

MMA fighters are freakishly huge (most of the time). if he was capable of breaking your nose, you would have noticed when you saw him, and you wouldn't have messed with him.

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tonyDlolli 0

Not rly. There are weight classes just like wrestling. he could be 155 pounds and still be a great fighter

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xHaniffax 0

YDI for 1. Judging someone on the way they dress because that actually doesn't depict their personality 2. "A Affliction" Go back to school dumbass! it's *An* Affliction. Words that begin with a vowel must be followed by "an".

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Go_Boston 0

Actually since the "an" comes before it, it's preceded by, not followed by.

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koatc09 0

Good for him I would have punched your ass to learn to keep your mouth shut

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