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By brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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You deserved it 67 563

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By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 858

You deserved it 55 526

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 151

You deserved it 41 745

By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 235

You deserved it 60 903

MMA FML

By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 166

You deserved it 4 616

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 107

You deserved it 3 325

By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 526

You deserved it 66 025

By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 387

You deserved it 81 693

By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 575

You deserved it 3 112

By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 737

You deserved it 44 798

Self defence

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 22:00

Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML

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You deserved it 365

CrackhouseDoug 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:56

YDI for being so judgemental of a person's appearance.

TheNeckbeard 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:18

Right above the comment box: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." OP should have followed FML's advice.

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narek996 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:33

moron

LocoChaz006 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:37

You definitely deserve it. #18, #19 and #21 are spot on. I'm a fan and practitioner of those arts and you definitely deserve more for being judgemental. There are a few sports I'm not particularly fond of but I just keep those opinions to myself. Probably contributing to the reason I've never had a broken nose! Besides, maybe if you learned how to defend yourself by training any arts then you'd have a more positive view of MMA!

shuzuko 2

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:42

YFDI for ragging on UFC. I'd kick your ass, too, OP; learn to keep your idiot mouth shut. /female mma fighter here

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:53

And I'm a pro football player. I can make stuff up also.

tonyDlolli 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:06

I am actually Barack Obama

curryndricegirll 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 16:13

ahahaha! 33, win

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 26 August 2009 22:00

Jeez, you guys, she said she was an MMA fighter, not that she's world famous or even professional. What, you think it's that unlikely that she has taken mixed martial arts classes? The world is bigger than you think.

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:50

You are gonna sue the douchebag, right?

F00tball_Playa 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:51

You ****** deserved it u piece of shit..... Affliction is an awesome brand of clothing. What da **** do u wear???? American Eagle?aeropostle?abercrombie and fitch?? Are u some gay ******??

popemichael 9

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:51

YDI. Next time you make fun of someone who can beat your ass, do it quietly.

triplethreat13 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:05

MMA fighters are freakishly huge (most of the time). if he was capable of breaking your nose, you would have noticed when you saw him, and you wouldn't have messed with him.

tonyDlolli 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:07

Not rly. There are weight classes just like wrestling. he could be 155 pounds and still be a great fighter

Lucky_strike_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:05

ydi. :)

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:17

YDI for 1. Judging someone on the way they dress because that actually doesn't depict their personality 2. "A Affliction" Go back to school dumbass! it's *An* Affliction. Words that begin with a vowel must be followed by "an".