Love: Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including...

By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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cakelol 9

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:38

Well, at least you didn't rip your swimsuit as well. Could have been worse ;)

UnicornWine 22

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:39

It's okay, just tell him you became too excited to feel the sand between your toes and wanted it all over your body.

Comments

njgohard 16

Wednesday 30 July 2014 15:09

Context. Did he help you up? Did he point and laugh like that guy in the Simpsons?

Chibi_Kitten 24

Wednesday 30 July 2014 16:55

Well, did he pick you up and carry you away into the sunset?

Gweedo65 16

Wednesday 30 July 2014 17:33

That isn't really that bad, It will probably just end up as a funny story you guys talk about at dinner. ;)

TerraShadow 18

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:11

So close, so very close

DeltaDragonxx 20

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:13

trust me, from a guys POV, its a good sign

dabears1011234 27

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:08

K O

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:15

Never look back

xaru 21

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:15

Taking the phrase "falling in love" too far

greentooth 9

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:26

I guess you can say he fell for you. AHHHHHHHHHH

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:37

Wrong way around, it's the OP who fell for her crush.

IdahoLife 11

Wednesday 30 July 2014 20:09

Stupid blonde

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