By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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maybe_tomorrow 0

Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD

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gclunax 0

LMAO! Tht happend to my dad once except he was on the couch, he fell off, farted REAL loud nd then he asked me "what was that?"

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aback 4

So it was like he was jet-propelled?

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princessgaby 0

HAHAHA you just made my day and so what if it also happened in family guy, I bet half the FMLs are fake anyways don't be such geeks

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Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Hahahaha I did that once, except I woke everyone except myself up. And it was apparently very long. And juicy. (That's what she said).

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Music_Peace_1234 0

LMFAO OMFG that was the most hysterical FML i have ever freaking read!! nice one, budd, LOL xD

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triplethreat13 0

that happened to me once!!!!!!!! i was at a sleepover when i was like 12 and i was the first to fall asleep and my friends woke me up by laughing so much, and told me i fart in my sleep! don't feel bad!!

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skullbuster 0

You know - alot of people get upset when people point out the shit they do in their sleep, but really, it is a huge favor. If you are a sleep farter, it's better to know that up front so you don't nod off in public places (like the beach)... Another quake in California, you guys are used to it!

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miss_mojo 2

hahahaha. hope you said 'safety' afterwards.

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