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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2018 18:36 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:12

My dog does that, it's funny..

maybe_tomorrow 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:13

Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD

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wut_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:18

Hahaha, no one's ever said anything to me so I don't know if I fart in my sleep, but I'm always terrified of that happening when I sleep on planes

partygirl1409 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:23

WOW THAT IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED AT A FML COMMENT. THAT MAY BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD. HAHA LMFAO

boredboisereside_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:54

Nice one fartypants

deaddisco_ 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:45

that one actually made me laugh my ass off.

_pk_ 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:10

Oh I hate it, it's so embarrasing! The worst is when you realize what happened, it wasn't your fault but still you feel awful

giganticbrain 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:27

Man....fart jokes....funnnnnyyyy stuff.....how old are we again? It seems like this place is infested with middle schoolers, at this level of immaturity.

EatMyCrayonz 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 0:03

don't diss fart jokes this one was ACTUALLY funny, go get a sence of humor dumass

mikey_was_here 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:41

YDI for sleeping.

ShetHappensxx 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:03

YDI for being gas-passing smelly butthole your disgusting! :P

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:48

LMFAO my friend told me that one time during the middle of the night she was getting up to go to the kitchen, her dad was sleeping in the living room and he farted so loud that it woke him up. he saw her and thought she was a robber because he was so tired and he started yelling at her then fell back to sleep XD.