By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML
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Chowi_fml 0

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

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coopcas 0

You shoulda done the same thing, said he made you a lesbian. (;

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AntiChrist7 0

you had chosen an imature asshole-idiot, own fault. YDI

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

i gotta meet this guy. he sounds awesome.

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LesYeuxDeDario 0

He's amazing xD Are you sure he's not tarzan ? ^_^

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wafflemonger 0

Because you are no longer together, I'm gonna call this a win for you.

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baydestrian_girl 0

yeah definitely....but this story really cracked me up though! lmfao damn all bad

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annaattack 0

The OP could have been expecting the break-up, but kind of hoping that it wouldn't happen and maybe things would fix themselves. That's what happened to me. It was obvious my boyfriend of several months wasn't in love with me anymore, but I was hoping that he wasn't going to break it off... that's what could have happened with the OP.

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Trooth 13

we don't know the whole story though. Maybe the op was just a bad girlfriend

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leero 0

FYL for dating a freak like that..

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ForWhatItsWorth 0

Coming from someone who 'lieks' girls. /appl Shouldave given him more of a hard time about it and made him feel guilty. You're lucky he didn't have half his face painted blue.. which is what I should do the next time I break up with someone xD

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