Love: Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:07

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

iris85_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

hahahahaha

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PhoenixRose4 5

Friday 12 June 2009 16:55

lol what an immature ass, he's not worth your time would be kinda funny to see though no offense

texMan_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:04

Lol

Stephai 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:04

Somebody's been hitting drugs. >_>

Skooma 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:12

You're probably a controlling bitch so YDI

wowfmlife 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:14

Well what did you do to the poor kid?

b00stFeD 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:15

Haha you gotta admit if it wasn't happening to you and yousee that....you'd be laughing- hahaha

F_Y_Comments 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:19

LOL make the most of your school days

mcortez77 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:21

lol you must have been a really sucky girlfriend

kelseysara94 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:11

you mean boyfriend. it says its a man.

shananigans 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:22

What a douche. And yeah that's embarassing as hell, I feel for you.

lacalina 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:28

highschool... sigh....

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