Health: Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me...

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By NoNotCats =^._.^= - 03/09/2013 08:17 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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By cat-astrophic - 25/02/2015 15:44 - United Kingdom

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

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By cats before idiots - 25/04/2019 18:00

Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML

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By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By Jenni - 17/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a routine check-up. The vet asked if my cat was stressed at all, so I confidently replied, "No, he's a pretty chill little dude." That's when my cat decided to hiss and spit his way to the top of the shelves on the other side of the examination room. He's not as chill as I thought. FML

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By annabellebyebye - 16/08/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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Tuesday 3 September 2013 18:28

Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D

honeymoonroyale 20

Tuesday 3 September 2013 18:31

Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.

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nina21194 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:02

I do that all the time -.-

jpest17 5

Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:42

That is funny you should just laugh you didn't know why he was asking it and he was probably just trying to be funny.

schalk 12

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:31

That's funny as hell but he probably meant are you allergic to medicine so you don't die from what he prescribes.

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:49

at least he was honest, don't want any litters you aren't prepared for!

cmecha08 4

Thursday 5 September 2013 2:34

I laughed a little too hard at this lol

jerichodrumm 1

Tuesday 10 September 2013 20:26

Dont feel bad OP. I did the same. My doctor said, "let me go change the hypo" and walked out laughing.

Aureliana_fml 2

Saturday 28 September 2013 8:37

Oh, I like doctors who have good sense of humour! :)

Quasita 26

Thursday 12 December 2013 17:29

My chart at the doctor's office says "Allergies to Advair, topirimate, doxycycline, and cats" and they don't laugh about it. They seriously confirm that I'm still allergic to cats every time I visit.