Health: Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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Tetchy

By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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dani22097 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:03

that's what I do during pedicures...

dumbestdrummer 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:10

there's gotta be a meh button. it's not your fault your tickleish and it sucks you got slahed in your foot

Comments

iiazndorkii 4

Thursday 6 January 2011 16:38

After reading all the wonderful comments on this, I completely forgot what the FML was in the first place.

wednesdeyy 5

Thursday 6 January 2011 19:05

LOL. I don't think it slicing your foot open was an accident. No, jk. Sorry OP.

FMLinCA 12

Thursday 6 January 2011 19:17

this made me literally LOL. =P

bighead5890 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 20:50

You must be really in to SnM who da hell gets ticklish knowin a sharp blades on there foot ydi

saleha97 4

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:02

best one i've read until now! :D

x51CK0FTRYH4RD5x 0

Friday 7 January 2011 1:50

Instant karma.

mattbeck314 0

Friday 7 January 2011 4:58

that's a tough situation, I have had back problems for a while now and the various shots I get all consist of a 3 to 4 inch needle in my back very close to my spinal cord, with the tremendous pain involved it is hard not to squirm while on the operating table but I just have to focus because if I move I could have severe nerve damage, but I do understand involuntary movement, I feel for ya.