Health: Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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dani22097 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:03

that's what I do during pedicures...

dumbestdrummer 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:10

there's gotta be a meh button. it's not your fault your tickleish and it sucks you got slahed in your foot

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lillypilly35 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:49

your doctors an ass. that's really unprofessional.

EmoOrange 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:54

It was unprofessional for the doctor to grab their foot?

KristinaKreme 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:28

Exactly what I thought^ 13, I think your the ones who the ass here

DocBastard 38

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:16

Lilly, go throw yourself off the Cliffs of Dover. If the doctor was wielding the scalpel right next to her foot when he touched her and she kicked, or if she kicked directly toward the hand with the scalpel in it, then it's her fault, not the doctor's.

chippa 24

Thursday 6 January 2011 16:24

HOW is it her fault?! Do you not know what it's like to be ticklish? o.O You can't control the reflex…

boatkicker 4

Thursday 6 January 2011 17:53

But you can tell the doctor "Hey I'm ticklish" and the doctor can grab you around the ankle (or have a nurse do so) and hold your foot still, so that you don't manage to kick his face and the scalpel.

tona01 16

Thursday 6 January 2011 20:50

yeah you tell them you are ticklish so they take from somewhere else Please correct me if im wrong, but they can use other parts of the foot where you are not ticklish right?

xStiina 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:51

Sucks ><

arryn 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:07

etu

mimititi_fml 3

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:15

remove the unecessary "the" please!!!!

purplestar22 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 14:27

Um- they can't...

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:39

Wow spazzing much? Even if it tickles why the hell did you kick him in the face? You're not 3 anymore op.

KristinaKreme 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:42

I don't think she meant to. I mean I'm highly ticklish and sometimes I can't control what I do when I get tickled. Besides OP probably had a reflex.

Ninjafriends 1

Thursday 6 January 2011 17:30

The funny thing is that it wasn't a reflex move. OP got tickled, got mad, stood up, then delivered a round-house kick to the doctor's face while screaming "take this, b*tch"!. Big time overreaction.