Health: Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up... - FML

By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:07

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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pneumoniaman 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:38

That happens to me like everyday. Gotta quit the heavy metal playlist on shuffle.

sUpEr_FmL 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:45

LMFAOOO that is the funniest shit in the world!!! i think this is my favorite FML ever!!!!

kayleigh159 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:21

I just sat in my room laughing non stop for like 10 minutes after reading this!

SarcasticRemark 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:22

Hahaha. I have a song that starts with "Hello. Hello. Hello" in a strange voice; it always makes me jump.

BreezyPear 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:54

Omg this FML is amazing, i've actually done stuff like that before hahaha

jajarabbit 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:01

LMAO thats hilarious. the 2nd time i read it, i cant believe i missed how funny that was! haha i was laughing for like 5 minutes!

jorge10928 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:53

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!

kayPandastyle 15

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:43

that was freakin hilarious i literally LOL'D

kennington 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:22

that's totally what I would have done!

Shirou 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:47

YDI, you don't even know your own songs in your MP3 player?

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