By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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angelblood_fml 0

Bahahah I did that too but it was in wal mart and invloved a cute guy lol

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JStromberg 0

This calling with all that remains ? XD

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ihfpfml 0

I totally understand. Though I could understand how someone who wasn't a Karateka would be concerned.

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adriatico 0

#13 LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY!!!

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SomeOne1199 0

hahahaha probably the best 1 this week

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smoochiepooh213 0

lmfao thats so funny. i might do something like that but i wouldnt jump into a karate pose. i would just look around with big bug eyes a couple of times lol

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Compass 0

So, you either don't recongnize your songs, or you want to be deaf in the near future by leaving your volume so high.

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