Kids: Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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By Katelyn - 20/04/2012 17:58 - United States - Folsom

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

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By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

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Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML

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By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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By sillyrabbit - 24/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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HinduSpartan 2

Monday 15 March 2010 12:21

that sucks I hope u don't smoke

Jazzaka 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:22

That sucks.. dumb lady. fyl indeed.

Comments

frickyourlives 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:16

The last sentence, substitute any word your depraved minds can think of instead of pump or gas.....

perdix 29

Monday 15 March 2010 13:26

It's when the kid whipped out a book of matches and got that demonic smile on his face that things really got interesting! Dunh- dunh- dunh. The positive thing is that the mom is training her little boy to pull out early and spray women. Not a very effective means of birth control, but it's better than nothing.

moneypenny_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:43

spray the little **** back...

skeez_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:47

could be worse...one time my sister was pumping gas and didn't realize the hose was kinked and the gas sprayed everywhere, including up her skirt into her vag.

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:05

then she burst into flames when the friction of her boyfriends dick caused the gas to combust

marc_with_a_c 3

Monday 15 March 2010 14:06

What everyone said before, cellphone and kid pumping the gas.. but I was going to ask.. how ******* close to them were you standing for the kid to be able to spray you with it? Seriously.. ok I never tried the pump without it being in my car first, but I somehow doubt there's enough pressure to act as a hose..

BenLarge1 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:54

Trust me, it will spray over 30 yards

TheRipper_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 18:00

It will NOT spray over 30 yards! Where the hell do you people come up with this shit?! All pumps spray in a circular motion and will go no further than a foot or two MAX. On top of that, the anti-top-off mechanism wouldn't allow the pump to spray outside of the tank. FAIL.

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:11

i usually pull my pump out to early and spray it all over a girls face too. ive never gotten any complaints. sorry, i had to it was just too easy.. lol

sabatical 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:42

lol at #8 kids aren't supposed to pump... oh come on! it's disturbingly funny.

goonie85 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:45

19-haha, that comment made me laugh. I don't know about other parts of the country, but our gas pumps have this mechanism where unless it is inserted in something and the mechanism engages, it doesn't work at all, even if you don't push it far enough into the gas tank receptacle (forgive me for not knowing how to explain it better). I thought this was standard (unless the gas station is REALLY old), maybe it's not. Maybe this us BS.

TheRipper_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 18:05

goonie85, finally someone else has common sense. I guess you and I are the only ones who have actually pumped gas on this site. My neighbor owns a bunch of stations and he told me the mechanism in question is required by law.