By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML
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jayAZ 3

So you just stood there? There is no doubt this Mother is irresponsible and should be sprayed and spayed. However think of the exceptional learning experience you have provided. YDI for standing so close to a dangerous situation. In ten years you'll post a FML that you were standing inside waiting in line when the same boy comes in to rob the gas station! Poor you! HIT THE FLOOR!!

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alexFYL 11

Huh? how is this even possible? and were you like, sitting under the boy or something? pedo much?

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tboudre 0

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neonblue120 6

This+FML+is+full+of+shit%0A%0Ait+will+not+pump+unless+it%27s+in+a+gas+tank+or+canister+%0A%0Afucking+retard+

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doriankid 0

I would have sued

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corndog27 0

You should punch that kid in the face...

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heypeoplezzz 0

Aww. At least you didn't die (^_^).

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Emilyroxx 3

yur dead. you know, that really should be illigal, they should have a law that says you have to be at least 13 or something to pump gas.

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