By hard - 09/08/2010 07:07 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 707
You deserved it 5 825

Same thing different taste

Top comments

#I like big butts and I cannot lie...#

lol that's funny OP over protective mombot

Comments

legonut4 sucks now cause he's trying to hard by saying something is nice and moist.

How can you notice someone is checking your ass? You have eyes at the back of your head or something?

Brittney_E 0

yeah everyone stole legonuts thing. at first it was annoying but now its annoying seeing everyone else do it. i wouldve shook my ass in my moms face and say "ya jealous?" ;D

I would have gone hey mum! purple soda!! and hurled a can in her face.

o0Semper0Fi0o 0

lol OP just got Twat-Swatted (get it?)

lilbear 0

hey I would b looking alot too

Rianebabe0502 0

lmao sounds like something my mom would do xD but idc I'd just laugh it off there's plenty of fish in the sea! xD

kill her! she deserves it! all the mothers around the world are the same! lol

NeXT time try to talk to the guy before ur mom and tell him i know i have a big ass but is better touch it than staring lol