Intimacy: Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring...

By hard - 09/08/2010 07:07 - Canada

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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You deserved it 47 766

By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 074

Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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You deserved it 6 014

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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You deserved it 8 386

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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You deserved it 8 396

Miscommunication

By embarrassed - 21/07/2021 01:59 - United States

Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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You deserved it 134

Toxic much?

By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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You deserved it 5 064

By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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Timmo_fml 2

Monday 9 August 2010 16:16

#I like big butts and I cannot lie...#

The_Fonz_fml 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:15

lol that's funny OP over protective mombot

Comments

cutestrike 0

Monday 9 August 2010 18:50

Sometimes its a good thing.

LiLSumSum 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:05

ydi..because you're the cumshot your mommy shouldn't swallowed. add that to your ydi dictionary ;p

LiLSumSum 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:07

lmao coffee cost more than a dollar but I'm sure she would drop her pants for a dollar :p

LILWEEBY 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:17

go number #9!!!!

callmelishaful 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:28

WOW this made me laugh hardcore! xDD

RyanG_21 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:31

He should've been like, "I'm sorry miss Jackson, ooooh! I am fo reeaal"

Trixies100 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:32

#56 u mean just asking and that's funny y

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 9 August 2010 19:32

I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face...

illmatic2 16

Monday 9 August 2010 19:39

^^^ ha good song, but I don't see how it fits this fml.

Brittneyyyy 7

Monday 9 August 2010 19:41

I have a big butt too, but I don't exactly smile when I catch a guy looking. Although, the alternative is to touch / grab / slap it, which is even worse. See what we big-butt girls have to go through? >:(