Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started...

By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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Miscommunication

By embarrassed - 21/07/2021 01:59 - United States

Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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I'm getting there!

By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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Rodders_SOTC 1

Friday 17 August 2012 18:58

Shank him up in the shower.

allonblack 4

Friday 17 August 2012 18:58

I hope you said to him exactly what you put as your username.

Comments

noisebox 1

Friday 17 August 2012 19:56

If he was fat himself the reply should have been: " have you looked in the mirror lately retard"?

DJRhetorical 4

Friday 17 August 2012 19:57

Just playing devils advocate here, but maybe he was talking to himself! You know some sort of motivational tactic.

mosquito19 14

Friday 17 August 2012 20:01

gym is a waste of money, just get out and walk around. it's free

xcheshirecat 11

Friday 17 August 2012 20:21

yeah and we should use ... hhmmm tree trunks as weights ?

0ops_i_died 8

Friday 17 August 2012 20:35

I hardly consider "walking around" a good work out, unless you're pregnant or recovering

bubbiebear 7

Friday 17 August 2012 20:06

He Probobly felt bad for himself and blamed it on you

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 17 August 2012 20:16

He was probably attracted to you, insecure about his homosexuality and that was his grade school attempt at flirtation.

soad2014 7

Friday 17 August 2012 20:28

"Lay off the cake, fatty," says the guy who downed 5 Snickers, jumbo-sized Dr. Pepper, and 3 gas station burritos before heading to the gym. Why would that guy be in the gym if all he's gonna do is taunt people? Maybe you thought he was talking to you when he was just looking at a mirror.