By akaka - 14/07/2014 13:38 - United States - Youngstown

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
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Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.

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Top comments

cynicalsatireman 12

Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.

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weveallbeenthere 30

that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.

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SnazzyPotter 17

Anybody else reminded of the Schweddy Balls SNL skit?

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Chibi_Kitten 24

I was just waiting for that reference. Of course I only recently started understanding what was funny about that.

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DocBastard 38

He could have Chik-Fil-A'ed your Wendy with his Burger King. You missed your chance.

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chinaski7628 32

Or had some In n' Out with his Jack in the Box.

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AlaskanG 27

56, I'm sure a lot if people probably won't understand that one.

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JJ_86 22

He must have thought you were Nuts with two contradicting responses.

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tj4234 35

Well if it was me, i would have at least thought about saying thank you.

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LissaMccracken 23

You like his balls, but can't give him your number! Unfair! :(

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Taylor22294 24

A for effort should beat a F for presentation. Give that man a chance

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davincidasecond 24

I can only imagine how confused he was when you said that.

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buckdharma 36

Well op, you had your chance. His balls were in your court.

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