By akaka - 14/07/2014 13:38 - United States - Youngstown

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 350
You deserved it 12 079

akaka_fml tells us more.

akaka_fml 14

Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

cynicalsatireman 12

Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.

484 4
weveallbeenthere 30

that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.

67 3

Comments

bryanjamieluke 17

Just because he asked for your number it does not mean he wants to date or get into your pants. I've asked strangers for their digits simply because they looked and/or acted awesome and I would like to get to know them and possibly become friends.

4 7
FrankHotpants 31

He's probably having a Fry moment. Not sure if wants the D or not interested.

2 3
Dumbledora 9

Hm....If you liked how forward he was, why didn't you just say yes? Who knows...maybe you really would have liked his balls.

5 3
amansingh 8

what?! I didn't know the food court had a mall!

4 1
vikky538 28

he is never gonna ask a stranger girls number ever again...

0 1
WadeNickerson 16

More people should be like you. You shot him down but still made him feel good about it

4 0
katebond 16

at least now he won't be too mad :P

2 0
TBGC 10

That must have been embarrassing! Haha ;)

0 1