By akaka - 14/07/2014 13:38 - United States - Youngstown

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
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akaka_fml tells us more.

akaka_fml 14

Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.

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cynicalsatireman 12

Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.

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weveallbeenthere 30

that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.

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akaka_fml 14

Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.

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ArashiGirl 13

Akaka I gotta ask how do you find your FML after it's been posted? It says I got one posted but I don't even remember what the hell the FML was for.

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JMichael 25

I don't blame you for not liking the age difference OP. But hey at least he was a good sport about it.

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akaka_fml 14

Actually I was wondering the same thing. I just got a notification

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mpkpm 19

Murder capital of ohio eh? Or actually from boardman?

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ShortyJorty 9

So you like his balls but you won't give him your number? I mean balls are important.

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amydc 3

Here's the lesson boys: lead with the balls. That's how you get the number.

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jrn 14

Thank you, op.....it has been a while since an fml has literally made me laugh out loud

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Vaati_fml 20

This is why I prefer the word "gutsy".

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Chibi_Kitten 24

I'm wondering how loudly OP spoke in order for half the place in a mall food court to go silent.

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