Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us...

By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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Odd one out

By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 11:01

Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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Fingers crossed

By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Flattered

By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Friday 15 June 2012 12:41

Don't worry about it! You could always be a shoe model!

wenwenno 4

Friday 15 June 2012 12:46

Well your friend obviously didn't have nice shoes then.

Comments

BossFML1996 1

Friday 15 June 2012 15:54

It doesn't matter what people think of you, it's what you think of your self

donkey79 0

Friday 15 June 2012 15:56

Look at it this way, your young and pretty and she is old and on her way to her 1 room aprtment filled with cats and used tissues. Some older people can be really mean and i think they do it on purpose out of jealousy to our youth ( probably more your youth than mine, i am old).

theAZN2look4 5

Friday 15 June 2012 16:19

Hot friend ugly friend seems to be a real phenomenon.

Althenias 0

Friday 15 June 2012 16:25

dont be to insulted, models are weird looking

ecfurry6 7

Friday 15 June 2012 17:10

Awww I'm so sorry OP :(

OffToTheGayBar 9

Friday 15 June 2012 18:12

Suicide Girls can make anyone look gorgeous. So, there's your opportunity. :p Go get 'em tiger, and watch out for the ETs.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 18:17

I hate when people do that and only compliment one or two people in a group. At least pull the person aside and have some decency!

inhindsight 11

Friday 15 June 2012 18:46

Atleast you got cool shoes, right?

amrani_fml 4

Friday 15 June 2012 19:58

u have a better taste i guess

Dravite 9

Friday 15 June 2012 21:22

your friend could be a model and you could be a shoe designer then. models have a career expectancy of what ... 2 - 5 years? how long do designers last? 20 years?