Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off,...

By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By 6xrv - 08/04/2017 14:00

Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By maaaryy - 07/01/2009 05:53 - France

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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lmmmr 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:26

That's because you are clearly a bad person.

misssweetie 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:27

Grow up.

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Shrirke 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:57

I feel for you. Mothers can drive you insane, and everyone always automatically assumes they're saints...

clouds9 0

Monday 15 June 2009 7:39

First step: develop some patience. Mothers nag, its in their nature. Second step: purge your screaming-in-public tendency; people will stare, you'll cause a scene, and ultimately you'll end up embarrassing yourself no matter how annoying your mom might be Optional step: if your mom's a lunatic, deal with it and move out when you grow up YDI - grow up a little.

StarrieyedFML 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:48

576- you ******* rock.

DreamInColor 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:55

You deserve that. I don't care how irritating parents can be, they deserve your respect. Afterall, you should be grateful you're even alive. So, learn your place. And I hope you apologized to your mom for being such a brat. YOU WERE AT A MALL, obviously shopping. She cares enough to take you places and be seen with you. And you are an embarrassment to parents everywhere.

singingperson 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:51

thats what u get bitch. it's called karma. how dare you disrespect the woman who had to push your big ass out her body. if i was there i would have clapped too.

ellameno 2

Tuesday 16 June 2009 4:18

I wish I could have been there so I could have clapped too.

kredd91 11

Tuesday 16 June 2009 4:26

Wow really? i wonder why they clapped. i would have been clapping too. grow up you bitch.

Cali_Chick 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:56

Geez. If I was your mother, I would have slapped you silly even after you fell down the escalator! FYML. She deserves some respect....after-all she did carry you around in her belly and gave birth to your whiny butt!

Cali_Chick 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:58

P.S Karma is one nasty beotch! :) 20 years from now you'll probably end up with 3 kids screaming at you in a mall...except they won't be dumb enough to fall down an escalator...

mzmaverickd 7

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:19

That's what you get you disrespectful little brat. NEVER scream at your mother. If she pissed you off suck it up. I'm sure you've pissed her off thousands of times and she still took your ass to the mall, feeds you and clothes you you ungrateful piece of shit. And I'm 20 years old and saying that to you. You should be ashamed of yourself.