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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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This is a robbery

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 025

By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 358

You deserved it 11 012

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 54 016

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 25 659

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 11 475

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 380

PlasticSand 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:46

How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?

kidwiththeface42 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:53

Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.

Comments

Super_Jill_ 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:23

Did you see the hunger games? I could see why it's two hours and 30 minutes.

cayytee 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:01

sounds like my ex. youre better off without his dramaaa

lilypad7275 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:35

I love you comment I almost peed myself sitting here at home

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:54

All I can say is, it must've been some guy.

milehigh9258 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 18:11

high school problems... 'omg!' lol

RendarSelin 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 3:05

See, had that been me, I would have laughed and teased you for a while about it. Seems he has some insecurities he needs to get over...

kendalx 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 10:10

To be honest you have done nothing wrong. You tripped so what, tell your boyfriend to stfu, because you wasn't flirting!

ImanAzol 4

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:45

It's hard to have a healthy relationship with a jealous retard. Dump him.

KandiceCane 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:34

Well I'm glad you didn't accidently pee on the innocent stranger

iLiketuwdles 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 17:35

Nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong that at all

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Today, as a big fan of spicy food and a huge challenge seeker, I decided to try the hottest burger I could order. Despite being warned by a waitress, I went for it. After eating a third, I had trouble breathing from the spiciness. The waitress was smirking. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 8 years and I received our results from a DNA test. We're both very interested in history and ancestry, and wanted to see where in the world we both originated. It turns out we have the same father. FML

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Today, my dad and two of his hunting buddies started a true crime podcast. It's as bad as you can imagine. FML

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Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML

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