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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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This is a robbery

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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PlasticSand 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:46

How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?

kidwiththeface42 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:53

Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.

Comments

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:15

He was joking wasn't he?

coffee_man900 16

Tuesday 10 April 2012 16:11

No. :)

pimpcracker 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:55

he must be cheating then... or just insecure and has a small penis

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:18

Your boyfriend is stupid. And insecure.

nuggetman213 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:18

He's probably cheating on you

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:48

For god's sake, don't marry that.

kandi_kid69 15

Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:22

Who said anything about marriage?

lilypad7275 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:48

I don't understand all he was doing was being jealous honestly I would find it flattering plus she can marry anyone she wants

kandi_kid69 15

Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:11

He shouldn't have accused you of cheating but at least you know he cares. Did he see you trip or did he only see the guy holding you?

murdersquirrel 15

Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:25

Why do you think jealousy and mistrust means he cares? It means he's insecure.

kandi_kid69 15

Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:47

Just because you get jealous or you're an insecure person doesn't mean you don't care. Maybe he does care. Some people get to be a little insecure from time to time but like I said its wrong for him to accuse her of cheating and flirting with another person.