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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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obesecow2012 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

wtf ydi

_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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nullset 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 19:22

I_AM_THE_EDGE ? Nope, you should have just named yourself I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE and saved us all the trouble of reading your story. Too bad the guy didn't catch you.

cheesefest 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 19:24

You troll. I hope you get over your superiority complex and grow a conscience/brain/set of morals. But with this track record, I'm not expecting much from you...

woeisme 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 19:28

i think he's funnier. YDI

voiceofwho 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:04

"thought it would be funny" ??? what, are homeless people beneath you or something?! get real. they're just in a really bad situation. YDI indeed, a$$hole.

irockmonkeysocks 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

YDI, the Homeless are people too, you know. Jerk.

kodi666 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:36

pwnd

Trycepticla 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:08

YDI! that man is homeless, whereas you have a house, probably family, and food. why the hell did you feel the need to throw a rock at someone so less fortunate than you?

ChrisLevine 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:43

dont throw shit a homeless people!! their life is ****** up as it is. I wouldve stabbed u too

ChrisLevine 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:45

Bitch

matters511 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:40

It could be you, they are people, respect them bitch you so deserved it

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