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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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atomicmrpelly 2

"Oh darling, what say you we take a constitutional through the park?" "Spiffing idea Miffy, on the way why don't we find some less fortunate people to bully?" "Top notch!"

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randommm24 0

god you idiot. karma is a bitch and it will catch up to you. and when it does i hope it it slowww and painful. very painful.

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stringoffail 0

RE: #665 Top notch WASP humor. Not that the OP needs to get shanked by a bum, but I think the scare was well earned.

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canadadry113 0

You are so mean! YDI YDI YDI! homeless people have feelings. you deserved more than just being chased for 6 blocks. I mean, who just throws a rock at a homeless person for fun? YDI big time

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shadow_moses 0

you heartless asshole, i wish he caught you

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Brak_Spaceman 19

i would have pooped diarrhea all over your face instead.

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