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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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DoctorManhattan 0

Wow. You're a real ********, you know that? People have difficult enough lives as it is without little walking cumstains walking by and pelting them with rocks. Goddamn.

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xstaticdelta 6

If that were me and I caught you... the things I would've done are unthinkable

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xstaticdelta 6

OOOOOOO and at the end of the 6 block run he got you didn't he if he did: SO ******* WELL DESERVED if he didn't : I will hunt you down starting by acquiring your ip address to find out where you live and hack a military satalite to lauch 30 missles at your home asshole

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Ventriloquisitor 0

That's what you get for not killing him with a larger rock.

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deadman8506 0

If I was that homeless guy I'd punch you in the face till all 32 of your teeth would break

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IAmBridgette 0

Bitch I'd cut off your eyelids and limbs before I pepper-spray the shit out of you lmao.

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cxal_fml 0

YDI - rather than thinking your life is ****** you should be thankful you weren't killed. In most areas, you would be the only one charged regardless of what happened, since he would have been acting in self defense. you belong in jail for assaulting innocent people

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