Money: Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2023 06:00

Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML

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By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

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By not a boy toy - 31/03/2017 22:00

Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML

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Embarrassment

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 21:35 - Sweden - Staffanstorp

Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML

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Not a leg to stand on

By Anonymous - 19/06/2023 03:00

Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML

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Sticky situation

By borderlinebaddie - 04/11/2021 14:00

Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML

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You deserved it 275

By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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Newsflash from beyond the grave

By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML

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You deserved it 94

By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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You deserved it 4 823

xlord 27

Monday 23 June 2014 1:53

The will = the ultimate form of having the last word in an argument.

JMichael 25

Monday 23 June 2014 1:52

well look at it this way. at least the cheating bitch is out of your life.

Comments

KuzzBuzz3 15

Monday 23 June 2014 7:47

Blood is supposed to be thicker than water...

sarafinastar14 8

Monday 23 June 2014 8:50

sorry about your "cheating bitch of an ex wife" but you see uncase you haven't noticed, your freaking grandmother is dead now... It seems like you only care for the money... why not the memory of her? did you ever care for her? if not, i'm glad she didn't give you that money... you shouldn't get it...

Merylwen 24

Monday 23 June 2014 9:38

What about the fact that his "freaking grandmother" apparently cared more about some bitch who cheated on him and broke his heart than about her own grandson? This is not about the money, it's about being removed from the will for being cheated on, which is absolutely disgusting.

soragirlfriend 8

Tuesday 24 June 2014 23:01

I agree somewhat, but I downvoted you for the over improper use of the ellipses.

DivinePrince 18

Monday 23 June 2014 9:23

I would read it more as 'grandma cares more about ex than grandson'

Joedbag 8

Monday 23 June 2014 9:39

Grandma cares more about the cheating ex than about the heartbroken grandson.

zombraingirl 11

Monday 23 June 2014 10:00

You can always look at it like you saved $2 500 from buying her a ring! Sorry about the passing OP.

Epikouros 31

Monday 23 June 2014 10:26

It looks like you're taking people's affection for granted, based on the relationship you have with them. At least, that seems more likely than both your ex and your grandma being particularly cruel.

Adam5858 17

Monday 23 June 2014 12:21

Made a comment re-read the FML found that it didnt make much sense so i changed it.To #4 & #5 sorry that i changed it i guess it would have been better to leave it there and make no sense(because that would be smart apparently to you) and to #34 Piss off.That is all.

Merridew 8

Monday 23 June 2014 14:07

OP, believe in karma. That money won't proove any good for your ex.

ConstantlyAnna 8

Monday 23 June 2014 14:26

She may have gotten 2500 quid, but you're all the more richer for not having her in your life, it seems. Not all women are like that, so you'll find someone who's worth more than that! :)