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By Big B - 04/02/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 23:45 - United States

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

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Grossed out

By ChePow - 20/08/2011 18:26 - Canada

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

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These boots are made for walking

By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 05:01

Today, I went to a strip club for the first time ever and was about to enjoy a private dance when the stripper stepped onto my chair, between my legs, to climb up onto platform. Sexy. Unfortunately, she missed the chair and stood on my balls, full weight, without noticing. I didn't 'enjoy' anything after that. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:18 - Canada

Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML

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By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

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By sadgirl - 23/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

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Get out of here

By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:18

Time to go on a diet bro. Good luck. It's not easy.

JenDanielle917 13

Friday 28 October 2011 22:30

Hahaha your a douche....... Hahahahaha try being nice sometime.

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moochi 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:40

haaaa she's not getting tips that way

fayzhai 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:26

LMFAO

Fop 6

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:19

YDI for going to a strip club, fat perv.

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:34

Why the hell would you spend money to see ****?

silly_kate 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 15:31

1) working out couldnt hurt 2) she's a stripper! you can not take anything she says to heart! 3) maybe you shouldnt judge people on how their bodies look if you dont want them doing the same!!

kekelala3 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 3:34

Either she's extremely flat-chested and doesn't need to be a stripper or you need to be on the biggest loser

Khfan12 13

Monday 3 May 2010 22:19

YDI for having manboobs...but if that's not the case, FYL because that means she's extremely flat-chested and you got a bad stripper. I have no idea why you had bigger breasts than her, so I clicked both options.