By Big B - 04/02/2009 17:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 054
You deserved it 45 545

Same thing different taste

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Imdead 0

Time to go on a diet bro. Good luck. It's not easy.

Hahaha your a douche....... Hahahahaha try being nice sometime.

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lose some weight buddy, and learn how to ****** tip, she probably stood you up cuz you put a ****** dollar down

green_199 0

Spend less on food. You'll have more money to tip with and you'll be less fat.

u should be spending your # on a personal trainer not a stripper. Look at ****, i think wacking it burns calories.

toast472 0

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aish_fml 0

#18: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I perceive two key differences here. 1. This gentleman does not have a JOB in which he gets paid to expose his body. And 2. It's never cool to make a mean (unwarranted) comment against anybody based on their physical appearance, man or woman, stripper or white-collar worker. If this gentleman had said something nasty and mean to the stripper to warrant such a comment, I would agree with you, but he did not. He only went to a nightclub to enjoy himself without hurting anybody and got verbally abused for no reason.

my_haylie_baby 0

Thank you! completely agreed! :) he was only there to have himself a good time, and she is the one putting herself out there to be judged, so whats wrong with him looking at her? it wasnt his job to be bouncin around a pole taking his clothes off!

Yeah, what #27 said. And next time, do what #7 said. (Sorry if I posted this twice. The first time I made a mistake anyway)

Yeah, what #18 said. Being fat is better than being a stripper. Do what #7 said next time.

when strippers are giving you sh*t, you've got a problem.

#13: You're amazing for referencing Seinfeld.