By banana - 04/02/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
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Dr_Phil 0

I'm not sure how this makes your life suck. I think this is pretty awesome and am now going to go shave my name into my chest hair.

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exceptyourheart 0

that's amazing. i'm sorry....but that's just absolutely amazing.

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exceptyourheart 0

that's amazing. i'm sorry....but that's just absolutely amazing.

54 6
alliewillie 22

"hooked up with this man"... YDI.

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Dr_Phil 0

I'm not sure how this makes your life suck. I think this is pretty awesome and am now going to go shave my name into my chest hair.

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pman590 8

it'll take a long time to shave kahulaulauklaibini in

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BJacobs 0

hahaha, my freind patrick carved a big P into his chest with nair, it was so funny.... especially when his nipples started bleeding

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Eir_fml 1

I wouldn't have hooked up with him. I'd try to laugh to make him think it looks stupid enough, and leave.

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holynemesis1208 3

that just took me back to the 40 year old virgin and the man-o-latern.

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Chura 0

i bet he was the 'latin-lover' type.. and i hope he had a name like francisco adalberto

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