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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

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By Gary - 27/06/2010 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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By yeahhhhhommmie - 18/09/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 09:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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forkbrother13 0

Friday 17 June 2011 23:52

shit happens

ariannaimelda 7

Friday 17 June 2011 23:54

oh the irony

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User1518 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:16

Ok? Once I was walking down the stairs, I fell, caught myself just to fall again on the next step. People fall often, you'll live OP.

MsSoulReaper 27

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:18

Don't worry, it would have hurt more if you were running.

ouchthatsux 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:20

surprise buttsecks?

YacL 15

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:21

It's not rape if you yell "surprise!" first.

iranoutofnames 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:27

No Walking.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:35

Cool story, bro.

bubblekitty 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:42

This is the kind of FML where you realize that rules should not always be followed because we actually need to live sometimes.

McAninch35 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:10

Lolwut?

textwork 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:55

that blows man

hellogoodbye339 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:57

happens to the best :)

DRush_fml 12

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:02

you were walking... yeah right haha!

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