Kids: Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere.... - FML

By bsaucedo - 28/07/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:19

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Arcterion 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:27

Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

bonestructure 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:28

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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giggitygoo12 7

Friday 21 September 2012 3:10

Nice job

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 13 November 2012 10:45

Ten kids balls just cropped

HanaFML 10

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:50

Well you should've had a bra on, at least... Unless you pulled down your bra too.

suckylife23 2

Sunday 1 December 2013 5:33

can't blame the bee. all he wanted was a little honey...

commentgirl 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 23:15

Run!! It's France in bee form!!

Jace_Morgans 4

Saturday 24 May 2014 4:38

I was there. nice rack by the way

InsaneInsanity 10

Saturday 31 January 2015 5:10

lucky people depends though how big are they

i_lik_tomaters 21

Friday 13 February 2015 5:41

Wish i was there

oliv34 11

Friday 19 June 2015 6:11

what you get for wearing a tank top with open clevage to a wild park... wear something breathable with out the clevage next time

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 1 May 2018 11:33

You weren't wearing a bra? Surely that would have hidden your boobs?

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