By bsaucedo - 28/07/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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bsaucedo 0

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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cr1sis 0

haha why didnt you just.......like squeeze them together? squish the little pecker head

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stone_light 0

this is why girls are so confusing: if a man just did that, youd most likely kick him in the balls. but when an animal does it, youd practially take ur top off...... wtf

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KISSM3 0

This has happened to me before. It was a highly entertaining experience, well, after I got the bee out of my shirt and got over the fact that I displayed exhibitionist tendencies. :)

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alyse0_fml 0

that sucks! i hate how there are lots of bees there. one time i went and there were a bunch of yellow jackets

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ReconExpert 0

That bee sure did get to work on her! (female bees = worker bees)

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vdubz 0

What's so wrong about sharing? :(

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jahwn 12

YDI, by freaking out, you made yourself much more likely to be stung. Also all bees out of the nest (except during migration) are female.

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freded21 0

are you seriouse what did you put some honey in there last night and forgot about till then or what i mean reallly calm down the bee will fly out and not sting youj unless you provoke it

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bimboness 0

Its not a bad thing to flash.. it dont matter and im sure those dads loved it hahah but why werent u wearing a bra??

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