Miscellaneous: Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some...

By yeahhhhhommmie - 18/09/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

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You deserved it 3 518

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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You deserved it 2 005

By clair_brodie - 04/07/2019 20:00

Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML

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You deserved it 223

By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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You deserved it 7 168

By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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You deserved it 5 131

By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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You deserved it 3 683

By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

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You deserved it 3 835

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 330

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

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You deserved it 95

By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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You deserved it 2 365

By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 389

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 18 September 2011 16:20

Your fall could be incredibly profitable if you sue everyone indiscriminately.

jowho 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 16:21

I woulda ran up to you and yelled "SAFE". Then I woulda helped you up.

Comments

EthanQHarris 3

Monday 19 September 2011 0:24

This FML reminds me if something my family would do. There so sarcastic....but I am too. I probably would of said that if I was friends with you haha

alliwannadoishav 0

Monday 19 September 2011 3:46

Dump him now.

tigermilz 1

Monday 19 September 2011 3:53

LAW SUIT

cb1209 2

Monday 19 September 2011 4:20

A slip and fall in a store like that should get u around $50,000. Out of court

annamonicq 0

Monday 19 September 2011 4:53

Sue!

Devoo 7

Monday 19 September 2011 4:56

Anybody remember that episode of Spongebob when Plankton sued Mr. Krabs for slipping and not having a Wet Floor sign?

alcoman 4

Monday 19 September 2011 5:02

Sue der ass!!

soccer4life20 9

Monday 19 September 2011 5:12

Ahh the people of walmart. :) smh smh

vbmg152 18

Monday 19 September 2011 5:13

I disagree with almost everyone here!! Make them pay your medical bills and if you're outta work, they should pay your lost wages! It's not a chance to get rich but you shouldn't lose money because of their negligence!!!