By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14

This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.

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Alihb 16

This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.

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rfid_fml 13

I'm sorry to hear that, OP. However, one should expect this at any Walmart.

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jjander69 11

**** him. I hate people who abuse the system, who agrees with me.

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smilingxbleeding 9

I don't think you should be so hateful. Yes, it's rude that he did this but anger solves nothing.

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GrinchFu1 27

In all fairness you were in Walmart. What else do you expect? That place is like a magnet for the genetically challenged.

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alexwow1 13

Every freaking teenager lies now a day. It really sucks

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Pwn17 25

What makes you think he was a teenager? It didn't specify.

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mangoboy1 19

The only time mobility scooters are acceptable are if you're old, disabled or yesterday was leg day.

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azwethinkweiz87 11

I'd love to visit a Walmart someday, a lot of FMLs seem to originate from there. It sounds like a surreal place ;)

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TaniasaysFMLL 15

This is why you don't go to Walmart.

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thatgirlkat 9

It's a miracle!

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narph 3

What did you expect? You went to Walmart

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jessBeAqueen 13

karma is usually a bitch to those who cry wolf....he cried disability. why not help karma out a little by running him over with the scooter?

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Smoxxii 17

Make sure he becomes paralyzed from the waist down, too.

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